Je Mange Fish Tank

$52.00

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It’s a Franglais semi-rebus, a play on words. If you speak intermediate French and beyond, say it quickly out loud the way a Frenchman would pronounce “fish.”

For those who were practical about America’s demographic makeup (not Canada’s) and wisely took Spanish in school, phonetically it sounds like “Je m’en fiche,” the polite way of saying “I don’t give a fuck” using the French for ‘plug’ to replace ‘fuck’ the way a nun might use ‘fudge.’

Or it might be an old-school way of announcing a taste for cunnilingus, so to speak. But now you’re being filthy.

This premium tank is exceptionally soft and smooth, made of fibers so durable it’s hard to believe they’re pure cotton. We wouldn’t have chosen it if we wouldn’t sleep in it ourselves after we’ve come back from a looong night out. These are sized for men but who cares anymore?

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you — and it’s a bit pricier — but every item is hand-checked for quality. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction — you’re doing your bit for the planet. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

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