The New Woker Beach Towel


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The New Yorker was always the smug, chatty, wonkish prep-school yearbook editor who more than made up for it by being fascinating, detailed and witty. In recent years, however, it has tipped over into supercilious and sanctimonious. We feel that deserves a pie in the face, a direct reference to silent movie comedies as a reminder of the spirit of the era in which the magazine was born — let’s pretend Dorothy Parker leaned across the Algonquin Round Table and smushed it in mascot Eustace the Dandy’s face.

Whoever owns a New Woker Towel owns the beach and pool.

• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you — and it’s a bit pricier — but every item is hand-checked for quality. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction — you’re doing your bit for the planet. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

• Traceability:
– Knitting—China
– Dyeing—China
– Manufacturing—China
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances


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